### Keyboard Shortcuts

Go Home `H`
Go to GitHub `G`
Toggle theme `T`
Show shortcuts`?`
Press Esc or ? to close

# QUOTES

Things I find funny, accurate, or both

❝❞
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
Unknown
My music taste is a chaotic neutral and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Miles, probably
Most good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.
Linus Torvalds
It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.
Every developer ever
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Classic
I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
Unknown
The light at the end of the tunnel is probably a train.
Optimistic realist
I have 99 problems and 92 of them are in this one file.
A developer's prayer
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
Linus Torvalds
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
Mood
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Unknown
Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.
Linus Torvalds
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Software wisdom
My brain has too many tabs open.
Modern life
I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.
The most interesting developer
The fact that there's a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic volume.
Linus Torvalds
I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?
Totally Batman
I'm sorry for what I said when it was Monday.
Every week
There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Unknown
Vocaloid is just digital ventriloquism and I'm here for it.
Me, to myself
I go from Rage Against the Machine to Hatsune Miku in 0.3 seconds and I'm not sorry.
Music taste explained
My life feels like a test I didn't study for.
Relatable content
I have a degree in 'I don't know what I'm doing'.
Impostor syndrome
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
Unique branding
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein
I'm not saying you're the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope the dumbest person in the world doesn't die.
Sen. John Kennedy
I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.
Count Binface
Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
Linus Torvalds